Sunday, October 22, 2006
Eid Mubarak
After a truly grueling Ramadan, I am pleased to say that Eid is upon us. Eid Mubarak to everyone and hope you all had a great, great Ramadan.Over and Out.
Waldo! at 9:35 PM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Blog Facelift
As you may have noticed, my blog has a...spicy...new look. Would love to get some comments about how you are finding it.Over and Out.
Waldo! at 5:59 PM
I'm A Big Kid Now
This post is brought to you by SC Johnson, a family company.So a few days ago I saw this tv AD for some new sort of diaper that has some wet zone thing to let the child now that he is wet and should go to the bathroom and continue his business. I thought to myself, wow, that's actually pretty smart. But hey, if the kids's already pee-ed himself, what's the point of going to the bathroom? so basically, the point of the diaper is to let you child know he or she has made #1 or #2. My concern is, would the kid not know already? I mean, he is walking around in a plastic bag of pee...or worse. How dumb does this kid have to be? Such stupidity. Honestly, I think these Huggies and Pampers and such are real wastes of money and resources. In my day we were wrapped in a big banana leaf and left to do our own business. No stupid wet zone and such, an in my opinion, I turned out pretty good. Kids now have it too easy. The proverbial gold spoon has been replaced by one with diamonds and other precious stones set in white platinum. Gold is passé now...it's meh.
So yeah, if you want your kids to come out normal and with good toilet manners, don't use diapers. Let them wallow in their mess for sometime and I guarantee you, within a few days they will be potty trained. Hell, I was potty trained as soon as i was born. Getting up to the toilet was a chore sometimes, but with a little determination it was always good...in the process I developed excellent upper body strength. Even at 5 months I could lift a toy and throw it across the room like nobody's business. Stupid kids nowadays, can't even throw a dangerous object right. No wonder they have so many problems at such young ages. The way things are going now, we're going to have young mothers having children at the age of 5 and 6. Of course, you must be thinking, "wow, ur an idiot. everyone knows girls can't have kids at that age. who's gonna pay for their hospital bills? " DUH!! they're gonna have to take a loan out to raise their children. By then SC Johnson will not only be a family company but will also be a company that sells children to families. All the 5 and 6 year old mothers would then sell their children to them in exchange for cash and perhaps toys and then those children would be sold at a mark-up of 200% to other less fortunate families who couldn't have children. Of course, the children would come with a great return policy and a good extensive 3 year warranty, with part replacement...!!! i know, amazing!! and with the purchase of a full baby you get a free diaper bag and diapers and other baby products. ISN'T THAT GREAT!!?? now that's one stop shopping!
neways, i'm off to bed. hopefully tomorrow my new mail-order baby will get here. the last one was too fussy, it used to cry all the time and would only shut up when i fed it. how dumb is that? why else do babys have baby fat...to feed off of when they are hungry. idiots.
Over and Out.
Waldo! at 1:10 AM